My wife secretly works for Apple

I'll probably never be able to prove it but I think my wife secretly works for Apple. In fact, I'm pretty sure she works in the iPhone division.

I say this because every time I update the applications on my iPhone the icons end up in different locations on my screen. So just when I get used to Twitterific being in the 2nd spot on the 1st row, suddenly it is in the 1st spot on the 1st row. And Shazam is no longer in the 1st spot on the 2nd row, it's now in the 4th spot on the 1st row.

Take a look for yourself. Before updating my iPhone applications:

After updating my iPhone applications:

So where does my wife play into all of this? I'll give you a clue. Every time my wife cleans our bathroom she moves something around on me just as I am getting used to where it is. It's usually something simple like moving my electric toothbrush from the left side of the sink to the right side. I think this provides her hours of entertainment as she watches me continue to reach for my toothbrush on the left side of the sink like a trained orangutan.

Sometimes she even messes with my mind in the kitchen. Like the time she moved the coffee beans three cabinets down and nearly sent me into a caffeine-deficient coma while tearing the original cabinet to shreds.

I assume, of course, that all of this time my wife is a genius and is secretly exercising my brain to keep me sharp in my later years. Which is why Steve Jobs, Chairman and CEO of Apple, most likely personally recruited my wife to work on the new line of iPhones. And why my wife should be given an award for her outstanding excellence in exercising the brains of millions of iPhone users.